So my girlfriend and I decided that it would be fun to write a story together in which we took turns choosing every other word at random. The following is the result of this endeavor… 

once upon a time there was a large butt fart. And it was very shy. It is a lot of super duper but mysterious and obnoxious smelling gas. However, junior high had a new student heading his way but there were some other complications that this fart never saw coming towards him. Because Rudy was the very annoying buddy of Eddy the gondola gaser, Mr. fart had two instant ideas about getting himself to the back of the restroom where a stranger awaited him. When Mr. fart noticed that the toilet was clogged and overflowing with unidentifiable swirling antimatter, he panicked. Suddenly Rudy and Eddy the gondola gaser walked in. Mr. fart tried to hide what was left of the antimatter, however he could not and could at the same time because the talents that Mr. fart had aquired during boot camp had prepared his abilities to manage his present state. He never gave the secret away to the intruders, Rudy and Eddy because the gassiness had precipated  onto their unknown hanging stranger who turned and  said, “Hey! I’m having a fart party at my grandmother’s apartment tonight, and I want you to prepare your hamstrings for the crazy tumbling absolutely rumbling fantastic jumping and amazing doodling contest. PS. I am also a gondola bat, so I might surprise everyone with a few bottles of ketchup gas, you should be warned. thank you for your friendship and enemyship and battleship and membership and mothership and um goodbye!”